11/23/09

Remind you of someone?

I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......
She called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ''concentrate.''
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 

She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback  was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and  starved to death.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.

 When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she took you to the airport she saw a sign that said ''Airport Left'' so she turned around and went home.

She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
She turned off the ''big fan'' in a helicopter when she got cold.
Now copy and paste this into an empty email message and send it to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for
7 years! 
0-4 people =Bad luck for 7 years
5-9 people =You will meet your idol someday
10-14 people =Good luck for 7 years

15 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you
want in life
After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up..
Click on it.
A great surprise will appear!! 

Posted via email from izzy-b's posterous

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