11/5/09

Halloween Weekend and Other Stuff

This weekend was Halloween weekend and I got lots of delish candy. I don't know why I am waiting till now to talk about this stuff.
On Friday our school's Halloween carnival was held. I don't know why they can't have it on Halloween. Who doesn't want to go to a Halloween carnival on the actual day? The fifth grade carnival booth was actually not a booth at all. It was a haunted schoolhouse. And there were dead people. Just kidding. Us fifth graders were allowed to work up to 3 1 hour shifts- one through two for the bus kids and the kids who had to leave after the bell (because the carnival was to start after 12 and go through 4), two through three for whoever, three through 4 for whoever. I worked from 2 to 4. For my first shift, I was the principal, Miss Deathacariis (because our real principal's name is Mrs. DeVicariis). It was kind of boring because only one group was allowed in at a time and the whole schoolhouse tour was about 4 minutes, so there was barely ever a group. First you would see me, and I would say to you, "Welcome to Spooksville Elementary. Don't forget to sign up for school on the way out- if you can find your way out." Then the tour guide, my friend, Franci, or Connor, would lead you into the biology room, where there is a kid on the table and the teacher is giving a lesson in dissecting. The poor kid has fake guts hanging out and has a bloody shirt on. The Secret to the guts: the ripped up bloody shirt is covering a Ziploc bag with red-dyed macaroni and spaghetti. The biology students are cool. One under the table scared to death (Jack) and one taking the guts out with tongs (Madison, my friend). After the biology room, you go into the library where there are picture frame people in pretend picture frames pretending to read books while reaching out at you. Then you go into the detention room where someone is chained to the desk and another to the wall. They are screaming,"GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!" and stuff like that. Then you go into the cafeteria where the cook is serving the special of grilled students. There is a table with a hole in it for the head, and the person who is the grilled student has grill mark makeup on their face. But the grilled student, Gabe, got scared of the constant screaming and had to leave instantly. So Madison, Nick (the biology teacher), and Griffin, the guy being dissected, had to switch out every few groups to be the head. Jack couldn't because he WOULD NOT give his spot up under the table- WOULD NOT. After the cafeteria, you would go into the playground/cemetery with a coffin with someone in it with Jed the baby. Jed is a purple evil demon baby that my friend's dad bought for her. After that you get out.
Next shift I was dissecting. That's it, you wouldn't skip a room from three to four. Nothing special.
Wow, look at all this writing. And that's only Friday. I am going to post this in parts because there is NO way I can fit all of it in just one email. Peace we out.
-Isabella

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3 comments:

your lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said...

Hey Izzy! It is your crush. It's Hadley. I loooovvve you! Just kidding. It is Ashley! You should tell everbody about how you won and how I won for pres. You should tell everone about toothpaste and the corky things we do. I have an Idea!!!!!! you should start a colum. If you can do that. It should be an advice colum. Your first topic should be, "Finding yourself."I am smarty pants!Got to go so bye!

Ashley Abbuhl said...

O my gawd! Geico Money keeps on calin'. It is annoying x2! My brothers r so funny! love ya'! peace out lady i have never mt before!

Isabella said...

very funny ash.