hi guys.
i'm at my dad's office, and there's another business across the wall. right now they WILL not stop hammering the wall right in front of me. it's like they're communicating in hammer taps or something!!!!! it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying, and it's giving me a headache. i just want to march into their office and scream in their faces, "STOP HAMMERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sorry. ....................................... oh!! i know what i can talk to you about!! here are, like, a trinquillion jokes. funny funny 1-- a man was complaining to a friend, "i had it all, money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then... POW!! it was gone!!" the friend asked, "what happened??" and the man replies "My wife found out." :( 2--an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled, by an intruder!! she panicked and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Acts 2:38-- Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven)
The burglar stopped in his tracks, so the lady calmly called the police. As the criminal was being arrested, the officer asked, "Why did you just stand there? the old lady just yelled a scripture at you." the burglar replied, "scripture?!?!? she said she had an ax and two 38's!!" 3--a man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. after the man received the full treatment--shave, shampoo, manicure, etc-- he placed the boy in the chair, saying, "i'm gonna buy a tie for the parade. you stay here, i'll be right back." when the boy's haircut was done, the man still hadn't returned. the barber said, "looks like your daddy forgot about you." the boy replied by saying, "oh that's not my daddy. he just walked up to me, took my hand, and said, 'come on, my boy, we're gettin' a free haircut!!!' " that's all for today. see ya!! -iSaBeLlA ;)
oh how i wish i was a fairy vampire zombie princess ;)
i'm at my dad's office, and there's another business across the wall. right now they WILL not stop hammering the wall right in front of me. it's like they're communicating in hammer taps or something!!!!! it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying, and it's giving me a headache. i just want to march into their office and scream in their faces, "STOP HAMMERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sorry. ....................................... oh!! i know what i can talk to you about!! here are, like, a trinquillion jokes. funny funny 1-- a man was complaining to a friend, "i had it all, money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then... POW!! it was gone!!" the friend asked, "what happened??" and the man replies "My wife found out." :( 2--an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled, by an intruder!! she panicked and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Acts 2:38-- Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven)
The burglar stopped in his tracks, so the lady calmly called the police. As the criminal was being arrested, the officer asked, "Why did you just stand there? the old lady just yelled a scripture at you." the burglar replied, "scripture?!?!? she said she had an ax and two 38's!!" 3--a man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. after the man received the full treatment--shave, shampoo, manicure, etc-- he placed the boy in the chair, saying, "i'm gonna buy a tie for the parade. you stay here, i'll be right back." when the boy's haircut was done, the man still hadn't returned. the barber said, "looks like your daddy forgot about you." the boy replied by saying, "oh that's not my daddy. he just walked up to me, took my hand, and said, 'come on, my boy, we're gettin' a free haircut!!!' " that's all for today. see ya!! -iSaBeLlA ;)
oh how i wish i was a fairy vampire zombie princess ;)
