Here's some mad libs I did with my cousin today.... The capital letters are the ones that we had to fill in. Advertisement
Seeking a new career? Be a LOCKER or just look like one! In just THIRTY-FOUR sessions, we can have you EATING, READING, and YELLING just like a top-paying BOX. oppurtunities in this COOL field are limitless. There is no fee! Just come in for a free consultation. Our expert OTTOMANS will analyze your REMOTE and determine your potential for success in this COLD field. Use your natural VIDEO to earn WEIRD money and have time to JUMP your dreams, too. Just ask DIANA, who came to us looking like a BOOK out of GAME and in just ten days we improved her FOOT 100%. we even corrected her horrible SCOOTER. it was just in the nick of time because the CHINEEZ Squad was ready to ban her from the CAKE. don't wait another day. Time is running out. Police call
Calling all cars... Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for ISABELLA. She is wearing a FAT suit, a gray FOOT, and is carrying an old brown CAR. She was last seen in the vicinity of NEW YORK, waving a loaded PLATE. She is charged with holding up a candy store and running off with the owner's PLANE. She is also accused of stealing a 1955 CAKE and a SKINNY GLASS. it is advisable to approach this person with PINK caution, as ahe has been known to carry a loaded RAZOR. she uses the alias "Billy the TABLE," and has been known to disguise herself as a PIZZA. watch out for this WEIRD criminal. That is all. And, our favorite.... Horoscope :)
Those born under the planetary sign of the DAUGHTER possess SMELLY personalities and are forever searching for new TOASTERS to conquer. This is a more or less SHAKY month for you because the planet BENDAROOS is directly over your FOIL and Mercury is influencing your BAGS. This means you should avoid eating APPLES and stay away from anybody with FUZZY OWLS. during the coming year, you will find conditions getting FEATHERY due to your WISE outlook on life and your DELICIOUS attitude toward GOATS. you are best suited to a QUICK mate with JUICY DONKEYS and a SHINY complexion, which means, of course, that you can look forward to a really SPOTTED life. XD
(: ¡isabella! :)
Seeking a new career? Be a LOCKER or just look like one! In just THIRTY-FOUR sessions, we can have you EATING, READING, and YELLING just like a top-paying BOX. oppurtunities in this COOL field are limitless. There is no fee! Just come in for a free consultation. Our expert OTTOMANS will analyze your REMOTE and determine your potential for success in this COLD field. Use your natural VIDEO to earn WEIRD money and have time to JUMP your dreams, too. Just ask DIANA, who came to us looking like a BOOK out of GAME and in just ten days we improved her FOOT 100%. we even corrected her horrible SCOOTER. it was just in the nick of time because the CHINEEZ Squad was ready to ban her from the CAKE. don't wait another day. Time is running out. Police call
Calling all cars... Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for ISABELLA. She is wearing a FAT suit, a gray FOOT, and is carrying an old brown CAR. She was last seen in the vicinity of NEW YORK, waving a loaded PLATE. She is charged with holding up a candy store and running off with the owner's PLANE. She is also accused of stealing a 1955 CAKE and a SKINNY GLASS. it is advisable to approach this person with PINK caution, as ahe has been known to carry a loaded RAZOR. she uses the alias "Billy the TABLE," and has been known to disguise herself as a PIZZA. watch out for this WEIRD criminal. That is all. And, our favorite.... Horoscope :)
Those born under the planetary sign of the DAUGHTER possess SMELLY personalities and are forever searching for new TOASTERS to conquer. This is a more or less SHAKY month for you because the planet BENDAROOS is directly over your FOIL and Mercury is influencing your BAGS. This means you should avoid eating APPLES and stay away from anybody with FUZZY OWLS. during the coming year, you will find conditions getting FEATHERY due to your WISE outlook on life and your DELICIOUS attitude toward GOATS. you are best suited to a QUICK mate with JUICY DONKEYS and a SHINY complexion, which means, of course, that you can look forward to a really SPOTTED life. XD
(: ¡isabella! :)
