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THE CULLEN HOUSE IS FOR SALE

Would you like to live in the Cullen house? It may seem impossible, but if you have 3 million dollars laying around it could be yours.

It is a design home with five bedrooms, three bathrooms, a pool and some amazing views. Oh yeah, and it was the Cullen house in the movie New Moon. That's why the house is so expensive, because it was in the movie that is breaking all the records at the box office.

In the first weekend it was out, New Moon has become the third more profitable movie in history, behind Spiderman 3 and Batman.

Because of the success of the movie, someone may buy the house like a collector's item and not touch a thing, leaving it just as it was when it was the Cullen home.

The company which is selling the house has received many call from people who are interested in seeing the house. However, many of these people are just fans who want to walk through the house where Edward and friends spent so much time.

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Wow. This is just crazy. And funny, too. My mom would love this. =)

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Remind you of someone?

I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......

She called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ''concentrate.''
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 

She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback  was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and  starved to death.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.

 When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she took you to the airport she saw a sign that said ''Airport Left'' so she turned around and went home.

She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it.
She turned off the ''big fan'' in a helicopter when she got cold.
Now copy and paste this into an empty email message and send it to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for
7 years! 
0-4 people =Bad luck for 7 years
5-9 people =You will meet your idol someday
10-14 people =Good luck for 7 years

15 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you
want in life
After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up..
Click on it.
A great surprise will appear!! 

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Eye Contact

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So, she was just watching TV, fell over, and fell asleep during Thanksgiving Dinner and for the family photos, she gets.... Well you know me. I won't spoil it for you, I won't tell.
Look under the family- every single last person.
Now do you see it?

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Half days and more...

Finally the time has come. Half days starting today and going through Friday. Yay, I'm happy. And now that I have said what I need to, I have nothing else to say. Well, I'm eating my lunch. Who likes cheese in sandwiches thick-cut with some ham AND turkey? I do- it's what I  am eating. Oh I know! Mom, if you are reading this can you tell Angelina that I hope she feels better, thanks. Also tell her I saw her bffs and they wish she wasn't sick. They really miss her. And I do too, tell her that. So, yeah. My sister has a cough, sore throat, and a little bit of a fever. She was kept home last Friday, both of us were kept home Monday- I was kind of dizzy, and she's still at home. I hope she doesn't miss the whole week at school. Last night, to fall asleep, she insisted I tell her a story fresh from my brain. So I told her my version of Cinderella, with herself being Cinderella, Mom being the stepmother, me being one of the ugly stepsisters, and one of her friends being the other. A guy in her class was the prince, and right when I was telling my sister why Mom wasn't a bridesmaid, I heard heavy breathing and knew she had fell asleep. It was cute. Hope I don't get in trouble for talking past curfew, Mom. =)

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Stuff

So. I have a few things to share today.
Part I
Student Council
I won. I won the position of International Baccalaureate Officer. And I spelled Baccalaureate right the first time without ANY help.
My friends. They won. They won President (Ashley), Yearbook Editor (Adira), Newspaper Editor (Alex- she's a girl, not a boy), and Secretary (Laura).

Part II
Friday the 13th
I think that's all I need to say, besides don't step on a crack, or spill salt (is that what it is?), or walk under a ladder, unless Jason will be out to get you.

Part III
Halloween Weekend and Other Stuff Part Deux
Finally it's time for Saturday. On Saturday, I went to my mom's friend's sister, Astra's house to go trick or treating. First, dad, my sister, and I went to ballet, with my sister in costume, because her ballet teacher wanted her to or something. After that, we had rehearsal for the Nutcracker. Nothing new. After rehearsal, we all drove home, put our costumes on, got our trick or treat bags, and everyone, including my cousin who was sleeping over because her mom was out of town, left, except for me and my mom. She had to put my makeup on me. After that, we left. It was barely around 5 when we got to Astra's house, so we waited- for Astra's mom and Astra's sister Asia's almost-1 daughter Kiki to get their costumes on. It was also Penny's 4th Birthday. Penny is Kiki's sister. We wished Penny a happy birthday, and went outside to take a couple of pictures. After that everyone was ready, and around 5:30, we left for candy. We got SOOOOOOO much candy, my bag was heavy halfway through! We weren't even done! Finally we stopped back at Astra's house for some water and a bathroom break, then looped around a whole 'nother 2 blocks or so. It was only 7:30 halfway through. So we went around another block, then again got back to Astra's house. Along the way, we saw a real police car with a skeleton in it on a lawn and about 7 FULLY decked-out houses, with skeletons, pumpkins, lights, zombies, tombstones, mummies, glowing red eyes, and even a huge remote control rat. It was around 8 when we left to get back home.
Now it's time for Sunday, Penny's birthday party. After rehearsal, just me and dad, I got my costume on. When we got to the park, I was pretty much the only kid wearing her costume, except for Penny. Not even my sister or brother, even though my mom said I should bring my costume. If I have to, why don't they? After the pinata, we made cupcakes with homemade frosting, sprinkles, candy corn, M&Ms, and my favorite- Funfetti cupcake mix. Those are good! After that I played on the playground with the kids (my brother, Tristan; sister, Angelina; Penny, Ecco, Eien) and my cousin. Then we had to go- me, my sister, and my dad home; my mom, cousin, and brother to go drop m cousin off at her house.

Part IV, or VI, or whatever 4 is.
I really don't have a Part 4 today. Whatever. Oops.

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Halloween Weekend and Other Stuff

This weekend was Halloween weekend and I got lots of delish candy. I don't know why I am waiting till now to talk about this stuff.
On Friday our school's Halloween carnival was held. I don't know why they can't have it on Halloween. Who doesn't want to go to a Halloween carnival on the actual day? The fifth grade carnival booth was actually not a booth at all. It was a haunted schoolhouse. And there were dead people. Just kidding. Us fifth graders were allowed to work up to 3 1 hour shifts- one through two for the bus kids and the kids who had to leave after the bell (because the carnival was to start after 12 and go through 4), two through three for whoever, three through 4 for whoever. I worked from 2 to 4. For my first shift, I was the principal, Miss Deathacariis (because our real principal's name is Mrs. DeVicariis). It was kind of boring because only one group was allowed in at a time and the whole schoolhouse tour was about 4 minutes, so there was barely ever a group. First you would see me, and I would say to you, "Welcome to Spooksville Elementary. Don't forget to sign up for school on the way out- if you can find your way out." Then the tour guide, my friend, Franci, or Connor, would lead you into the biology room, where there is a kid on the table and the teacher is giving a lesson in dissecting. The poor kid has fake guts hanging out and has a bloody shirt on. The Secret to the guts: the ripped up bloody shirt is covering a Ziploc bag with red-dyed macaroni and spaghetti. The biology students are cool. One under the table scared to death (Jack) and one taking the guts out with tongs (Madison, my friend). After the biology room, you go into the library where there are picture frame people in pretend picture frames pretending to read books while reaching out at you. Then you go into the detention room where someone is chained to the desk and another to the wall. They are screaming,"GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!" and stuff like that. Then you go into the cafeteria where the cook is serving the special of grilled students. There is a table with a hole in it for the head, and the person who is the grilled student has grill mark makeup on their face. But the grilled student, Gabe, got scared of the constant screaming and had to leave instantly. So Madison, Nick (the biology teacher), and Griffin, the guy being dissected, had to switch out every few groups to be the head. Jack couldn't because he WOULD NOT give his spot up under the table- WOULD NOT. After the cafeteria, you would go into the playground/cemetery with a coffin with someone in it with Jed the baby. Jed is a purple evil demon baby that my friend's dad bought for her. After that you get out.
Next shift I was dissecting. That's it, you wouldn't skip a room from three to four. Nothing special.
Wow, look at all this writing. And that's only Friday. I am going to post this in parts because there is NO way I can fit all of it in just one email. Peace we out.
-Isabella

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