What's YOUR favorite animal? (short post)

Mine's an octopaid.
my friend calls it a mermapus, but it's NOT mermapus.
it's an octopaid.

yup. an octopaid. an octopus and mermaid breed.

like ursula from "the little mermaid." :)

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Tidbits. :)

here's some RaNdOm tidbits of rAnDoM info. not really info, but just rAnDoM tidbits. get ready for RaNdOmNeSs.

my math teacher gives us worksheets. you have to find the answers and there's letters with the answers and the letters always spell out the answer to a really LAME JOKE. they're so lame that they're funny though. here's some......
• What happened when their was a kidnapping at Bizarre Middle School?
The teacher woke him up.
• Why did the writer like living in her basement?
It was a best cellar.
• What did the critic say about the Australian restaurant?
It had great "koala-tea."
• Why did the zookeeper get fired for feeding the monkeys?
He fed them to the lions.
• Did you hear about...
The writer who dropped ten stories into a trash can and lived?
• How do you make a vegetable necklace?
String beans.

For most of them, you should read them aloud to understand them better.

Haikus-- the first, i wrote with my English class, the second and third, i made myself.

Jungle
Full of luscious plants
Monkeys swing from tree to tree
Colorful birds soar

Ocean
Full of mighty waves
Crashing against the white sand
Fish swim in and out

Rose
Open up, rosebud
Let me see your pink petals
Beautiful pink rose

Limericks-- i wrote them both in English. By myself. My English and math teachers and my friends thought "Jack" was hilarious. you can kinda tell that we're doing a poem unit in English :)

Bob and His Cob
There was a young boy named Bob
Who dropped his corn on the cob
On the floor
Near the door, so he went to the store
To buy a new corn on the cob.

Jack
There was a young boy named Jack
Who, in his mom's vase, made a crack.
Mom yelled and she screamed
But Jack, he just beamed
For a brain is what he did lack.

That's all for now. i'll see ya next time on....
IZZY-B'S POSTEROUS!!!!!

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hi.

hey....... 

I didn't feel like making up a title. 

what did we get for Christmas????

how was the celebration?

for me, the celebration was great. nice time with familia, we all watched Eclipse.

Here's what I got:

From Santa:

a mini- Santa ornament, a boxed set of the Twilight Saga books (including the new Stephenie Meyer book, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner)

From my immediate family:

2 tix to see LADY GAGA in concert!!! (parents) the movie Eclipse: The Twilight Saga (bro & sis)

From Auntie Patty's (mom's sister) family:

a soft comfy fleece throw, a "transform-it" t-shirt kit, some butterfly earrings, an eco-friendly watch, 2 books.

From Uncle Luis's (mom's brother) family: 

an old-fashioned robe, a Christmas tree shirt, a makeup bag w/ lip gloss and body butter.

From Nana (mom's mom)

2 flannel shirts (purple and navy blue, my 2 favorite colors!!), a pair of jeans.

From Tio Ben (mom's uncle):

a $25 gift card to Target

From Granddad (mom's dad):

$5, a Santa hat, a word search book

From Uncle Jojo (dad's brother):

$30

My parents collected some of my young sister's saved money and bought her one of the new iPod touches. My bro got a bumblebee PillowPet that he's been begging for... We got my mom a bike basket for her bike, and... yeah, that's all I can think of.

comment!!

-iSaBeLlA! :)

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PLEASE stop hammering that wall!!!

hi guys.
i'm at my dad's office, and there's another business across the wall. right now they WILL not stop hammering the wall right in front of me. it's like they're communicating in hammer taps or something!!!!! it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying, and it's giving me a headache.

i just want to march into their office and scream in their faces, "STOP HAMMERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

sorry.

.......................................

oh!! i know what i can talk to you about!!

here are, like, a trinquillion jokes. funny funny

1-- a man was complaining to a friend, "i had it all, money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then... POW!! it was gone!!" the friend asked, "what happened??" and the man replies "My wife found out." :(

2--an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled, by an intruder!! she panicked and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Acts 2:38-- Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven)
The burglar stopped in his tracks, so the lady calmly called the police. As the criminal was being arrested, the officer asked, "Why did you just stand there? the old lady just yelled a scripture at you." the burglar replied, "scripture?!?!? she said she had an ax and two 38's!!"

3--a man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. after the man received the full treatment--shave, shampoo, manicure, etc-- he placed the boy in the chair, saying, "i'm gonna buy a tie for the parade. you stay here, i'll be right back." when the boy's haircut was done, the man still hadn't returned. the barber said, "looks like your daddy forgot about you." the boy replied by saying, "oh that's not my daddy. he just walked up to me, took my hand, and said, 'come on, my boy, we're gettin' a free haircut!!!' "

that's all for today. see ya!!

-iSaBeLlA ;)
oh how i wish i was a fairy vampire zombie princess ;)

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bad romance. and being happy.

is any romance ever really bad?

Well anyway.... that's the song I'm listening to right now.

Nutcracker....

Yes, I'm in it this year--as a party scene BOY...yes I know... a soldier in the battle scene (nutcracker vs. mouse King--team Nutcracker. lol), a russian corps, and a rosebud in the 7 minute long Waltz of the Flowers. Our rehearsal supervisor teacher person said that for 5 of those minutes we're standing. Yay. On a happier note, for A cast, which I'm in for Party scene, my favorite ballet teacher in the whole wide world, Janica, is Clara. YAYYYY!! (And I'm not being sarcastic this time.) Then for D cast, which I'm in for rosebuds, Janica's the Rose, which is basically like the Queen of the Waltz of the Flowers. YAYYYY!!

What else? hmm.... Well, I like brownies. ;)

Oh. I have a game some games for you.

Game #1-- Guess what fills the blank. Then name all 13 major Greek gods.... If you get both right I'll.... mention you in a post.

I just finished the ____________________ series. Here's a hint: Greek gods.

Mom, don't tell.

Game #2--Guess what other series I finished reading.

___________________ Here's a hint-- sparkly bodies, they don't eat people, they live in the forest. PS--they're NOT fairies. ;)

bye.

PS. remember to hug blue zebras, sing about the sun comin', eat pizza flavored goldfish, and go see Justin Beiber? Bieber? in concert. then go see a therapist. 

PPS. I don't like JBiebs (haha. he has weird nicknames).

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An update sent from 10,000 years in the future :)

Hey guys, a lot's happened since I last posted... When was the time I last posted? :)
Since then, I've had a fifth grade play- "pirates", we went bowling, then to a luau, we had promotion (where we sang eye of the tiger and did some weird dances that made allthe parents die laughing at us), my sister had her graduation, my brother had his birthday and his birthday party (space themed, of course. His room is outer space themed too), we saw toy story 3, which is now my 2nd favorite movie, we rented Alice in wonderland too (that's my all time favorite movie now.), we also... um... Had sleepovers with cousins, started ballet camp (where I GOT PUT ON POINTE!!!!!!! Victoria too... we've been waiting forEVER!!!!!!! Today's gonna be my 3rd day on pointe. My first day was hard because I wasn't used to it, but after another day, it's gotten easier, it's not as easy as it looks :) well that's what's up with me, what's up with you :)
Oh, and I've become obsessed with peace, love, dance, fashion, and GuMmY bEaRs!!!!! :P
I like to say omg lolzzz too, then I laugh hahahahahaha. Then the people reading this will suddenly realize that the date today says June 7th, 12,010... oh I'm just kidding. :P seriously I was just joking... or was I ;)

*izzy :)
peace, love, dance, fashion, and GuMmY BeArS!!! :P
omg lolzzz :) hahahahahaha
sent from 10,000 years in the future...

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Are you this tall?

via awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Title: I'm this tall.
Caption: Let's see the angel and devil sport a pink spandex leotard and mullet.

Ha ha!!!!! This is so funny. What do you guys think?

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Update! Awesome new site!!!!

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/

HI EVERYONE!!!!!
This is the best site in the world it has so many fun games. you can sign the guest book and make "flowers" too.

By the way....
I am now obsessed with the Black Eyed Peas!!!!!!!!!! They rock!!!!!!!!!!
Right now "One Tribe" is on replay on my iPod.

--IZZY

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I Dont Even Game

http://www.addictinggames.com/i-dont-even-game.html

Yet another funny online game, the "I Dont Even Game".
It's kind of pointless, but you know you just have to. I will give you 1 hint. When you get to the wall that says, "Joo need a key not an key," press the "a key" on your keyboard. That's all I'll tell you. To figure out the rest, page down and refer "Tips and Walkthroughs" tab, or google "I Dont Even Game walkthrough" in a new window. Trust me on this guys, even though it's pointless, it's the best game ever.

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The Idiot Test!

Another new funny online game!

This is the idiot test. It determines what you can consider yourself:

• A Border-Line Idiot

• Almost Average (Which in today's society is classified as brilliant) It actually says that.

• Kinda-Smart

• Smart

• Brilliant!!!!

Let me give you a few tips on how to get to Brilliant!!!! .

• Follow the directions very carefully. If it says "DON'T press the red button," DON'T press it. If it says, "Press the green button, QUICK!!!!" then press it, QUICK!!! If it doesn't say anything, DON'T DO ANYTHING.

• Pay attention and think quick, or else you will be considered as "A FOOL!!!!!"

• When I say pay attention, I mean... well to continue, you press the picture of A CAT. There is a picture of A CAT, TWO CATS, and a dog. So what do you pick? The CAT. Not CATS. And in another, you have to press the smallest red button to continue. There is a large button, a regular-sized button, and a eensy-weensy-tiny-itsy-bitsy-little button in the top right corner. Press the one you can barely see.

• Don't play this game if you're color blind, there are certain colored buttons you'll have to press. Unless you have someone who isn't color blind, don't play this game.

• Write stuff down. Get a stack of stickie notes or a notebook and a pen so you can write things down that you know you won't be able to remember easily. After you're either Kinda-Smart or Smart, there is a part where you have to click every colored button a large amount of times. Before ya start clickin', write down blue x3, green x4, etc.

• DON'T SPEED UP UNLESS IT SAYS, "QUICK!!!!" If it says, "Press the green button twice, the blue one three times, and the red one 6 times," be careful. The button's positions move around after every click unless you press the wrong button. If you do that, it says...

YOU FOOL!!!

If you want to try again then hit the BIG rewind button, that is, if you're smart enough to!

In which case you would either hit the BIG rewind button  |<<, or you'd close the window. :P

• Don't get frustrated. I'm not saying it's not frustrating, because it is, but just relax. You will get past brilliant. 

LINK: http://www.addictinggames.com/theidiottest.html

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