4/17/11
Mad libs ;)
Here's some mad libs I did with my cousin today.... The capital letters are the ones that we had to fill in. Advertisement
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Calling all cars... Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for ISABELLA. She is wearing a FAT suit, a gray FOOT, and is carrying an old brown CAR. She was last seen in the vicinity of NEW YORK, waving a loaded PLATE. She is charged with holding up a candy store and running off with the owner's PLANE. She is also accused of stealing a 1955 CAKE and a SKINNY GLASS. it is advisable to approach this person with PINK caution, as ahe has been known to carry a loaded RAZOR. she uses the alias "Billy the TABLE," and has been known to disguise herself as a PIZZA. watch out for this WEIRD criminal. That is all. And, our favorite.... Horoscope :)
Those born under the planetary sign of the DAUGHTER possess SMELLY personalities and are forever searching for new TOASTERS to conquer. This is a more or less SHAKY month for you because the planet BENDAROOS is directly over your FOIL and Mercury is influencing your BAGS. This means you should avoid eating APPLES and stay away from anybody with FUZZY OWLS. during the coming year, you will find conditions getting FEATHERY due to your WISE outlook on life and your DELICIOUS attitude toward GOATS. you are best suited to a QUICK mate with JUICY DONKEYS and a SHINY complexion, which means, of course, that you can look forward to a really SPOTTED life. XD
(: ¡isabella! :)
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Calling all cars... Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for ISABELLA. She is wearing a FAT suit, a gray FOOT, and is carrying an old brown CAR. She was last seen in the vicinity of NEW YORK, waving a loaded PLATE. She is charged with holding up a candy store and running off with the owner's PLANE. She is also accused of stealing a 1955 CAKE and a SKINNY GLASS. it is advisable to approach this person with PINK caution, as ahe has been known to carry a loaded RAZOR. she uses the alias "Billy the TABLE," and has been known to disguise herself as a PIZZA. watch out for this WEIRD criminal. That is all. And, our favorite.... Horoscope :)
Those born under the planetary sign of the DAUGHTER possess SMELLY personalities and are forever searching for new TOASTERS to conquer. This is a more or less SHAKY month for you because the planet BENDAROOS is directly over your FOIL and Mercury is influencing your BAGS. This means you should avoid eating APPLES and stay away from anybody with FUZZY OWLS. during the coming year, you will find conditions getting FEATHERY due to your WISE outlook on life and your DELICIOUS attitude toward GOATS. you are best suited to a QUICK mate with JUICY DONKEYS and a SHINY complexion, which means, of course, that you can look forward to a really SPOTTED life. XD
(: ¡isabella! :)
4/12/11
3/2/11
What's YOUR favorite animal? (short post)
Mine's an octopaid.
my friend calls it a mermapus, but it's NOT mermapus.
it's an octopaid. yup. an octopaid. an octopus and mermaid breed. like ursula from "the little mermaid." :)
my friend calls it a mermapus, but it's NOT mermapus.
it's an octopaid. yup. an octopaid. an octopus and mermaid breed. like ursula from "the little mermaid." :)
2/24/11
Tidbits. :)
here's some RaNdOm tidbits of rAnDoM info. not really info, but just rAnDoM tidbits. get ready for RaNdOmNeSs. my math teacher gives us worksheets. you have to find the answers and there's letters with the answers and the letters always spell out the answer to a really LAME JOKE. they're so lame that they're funny though. here's some......
• What happened when their was a kidnapping at Bizarre Middle School?
The teacher woke him up.
• Why did the writer like living in her basement?
It was a best cellar.
• What did the critic say about the Australian restaurant?
It had great "koala-tea."
• Why did the zookeeper get fired for feeding the monkeys?
He fed them to the lions.
• Did you hear about...
The writer who dropped ten stories into a trash can and lived?
• How do you make a vegetable necklace?
String beans. For most of them, you should read them aloud to understand them better. Haikus-- the first, i wrote with my English class, the second and third, i made myself. Jungle
Full of luscious plants
Monkeys swing from tree to tree
Colorful birds soar Ocean
Full of mighty waves
Crashing against the white sand
Fish swim in and out Rose
Open up, rosebud
Let me see your pink petals
Beautiful pink rose Limericks-- i wrote them both in English. By myself. My English and math teachers and my friends thought "Jack" was hilarious. you can kinda tell that we're doing a poem unit in English :) Bob and His Cob
There was a young boy named Bob
Who dropped his corn on the cob
On the floor
Near the door, so he went to the store
To buy a new corn on the cob. Jack
There was a young boy named Jack
Who, in his mom's vase, made a crack.
Mom yelled and she screamed
But Jack, he just beamed
For a brain is what he did lack. That's all for now. i'll see ya next time on....
IZZY-B'S POSTEROUS!!!!!
• What happened when their was a kidnapping at Bizarre Middle School?
The teacher woke him up.
• Why did the writer like living in her basement?
It was a best cellar.
• What did the critic say about the Australian restaurant?
It had great "koala-tea."
• Why did the zookeeper get fired for feeding the monkeys?
He fed them to the lions.
• Did you hear about...
The writer who dropped ten stories into a trash can and lived?
• How do you make a vegetable necklace?
String beans. For most of them, you should read them aloud to understand them better. Haikus-- the first, i wrote with my English class, the second and third, i made myself. Jungle
Full of luscious plants
Monkeys swing from tree to tree
Colorful birds soar Ocean
Full of mighty waves
Crashing against the white sand
Fish swim in and out Rose
Open up, rosebud
Let me see your pink petals
Beautiful pink rose Limericks-- i wrote them both in English. By myself. My English and math teachers and my friends thought "Jack" was hilarious. you can kinda tell that we're doing a poem unit in English :) Bob and His Cob
There was a young boy named Bob
Who dropped his corn on the cob
On the floor
Near the door, so he went to the store
To buy a new corn on the cob. Jack
There was a young boy named Jack
Who, in his mom's vase, made a crack.
Mom yelled and she screamed
But Jack, he just beamed
For a brain is what he did lack. That's all for now. i'll see ya next time on....
IZZY-B'S POSTEROUS!!!!!
12/25/10
hi.
hey.......
I didn't feel like making up a title.
what did we get for Christmas????
how was the celebration?
for me, the celebration was great. nice time with familia, we all watched Eclipse.
Here's what I got:
From Santa:
a mini- Santa ornament, a boxed set of the Twilight Saga books (including the new Stephenie Meyer book, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner)
From my immediate family:
2 tix to see LADY GAGA in concert!!! (parents) the movie Eclipse: The Twilight Saga (bro & sis)
From Auntie Patty's (mom's sister) family:
a soft comfy fleece throw, a "transform-it" t-shirt kit, some butterfly earrings, an eco-friendly watch, 2 books.
From Uncle Luis's (mom's brother) family:
an old-fashioned robe, a Christmas tree shirt, a makeup bag w/ lip gloss and body butter.
From Nana (mom's mom)
2 flannel shirts (purple and navy blue, my 2 favorite colors!!), a pair of jeans.
From Tio Ben (mom's uncle):
a $25 gift card to Target
From Granddad (mom's dad):
$5, a Santa hat, a word search book
From Uncle Jojo (dad's brother):
$30
My parents collected some of my young sister's saved money and bought her one of the new iPod touches. My bro got a bumblebee PillowPet that he's been begging for... We got my mom a bike basket for her bike, and... yeah, that's all I can think of.
comment!!
-iSaBeLlA! :)
11/18/10
PLEASE stop hammering that wall!!!
hi guys.
i'm at my dad's office, and there's another business across the wall. right now they WILL not stop hammering the wall right in front of me. it's like they're communicating in hammer taps or something!!!!! it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying, and it's giving me a headache. i just want to march into their office and scream in their faces, "STOP HAMMERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sorry. ....................................... oh!! i know what i can talk to you about!! here are, like, a trinquillion jokes. funny funny 1-- a man was complaining to a friend, "i had it all, money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then... POW!! it was gone!!" the friend asked, "what happened??" and the man replies "My wife found out." :( 2--an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled, by an intruder!! she panicked and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Acts 2:38-- Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven)
The burglar stopped in his tracks, so the lady calmly called the police. As the criminal was being arrested, the officer asked, "Why did you just stand there? the old lady just yelled a scripture at you." the burglar replied, "scripture?!?!? she said she had an ax and two 38's!!" 3--a man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. after the man received the full treatment--shave, shampoo, manicure, etc-- he placed the boy in the chair, saying, "i'm gonna buy a tie for the parade. you stay here, i'll be right back." when the boy's haircut was done, the man still hadn't returned. the barber said, "looks like your daddy forgot about you." the boy replied by saying, "oh that's not my daddy. he just walked up to me, took my hand, and said, 'come on, my boy, we're gettin' a free haircut!!!' " that's all for today. see ya!! -iSaBeLlA ;)
oh how i wish i was a fairy vampire zombie princess ;)
i'm at my dad's office, and there's another business across the wall. right now they WILL not stop hammering the wall right in front of me. it's like they're communicating in hammer taps or something!!!!! it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying, and it's giving me a headache. i just want to march into their office and scream in their faces, "STOP HAMMERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sorry. ....................................... oh!! i know what i can talk to you about!! here are, like, a trinquillion jokes. funny funny 1-- a man was complaining to a friend, "i had it all, money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then... POW!! it was gone!!" the friend asked, "what happened??" and the man replies "My wife found out." :( 2--an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled, by an intruder!! she panicked and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Acts 2:38-- Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven)
The burglar stopped in his tracks, so the lady calmly called the police. As the criminal was being arrested, the officer asked, "Why did you just stand there? the old lady just yelled a scripture at you." the burglar replied, "scripture?!?!? she said she had an ax and two 38's!!" 3--a man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. after the man received the full treatment--shave, shampoo, manicure, etc-- he placed the boy in the chair, saying, "i'm gonna buy a tie for the parade. you stay here, i'll be right back." when the boy's haircut was done, the man still hadn't returned. the barber said, "looks like your daddy forgot about you." the boy replied by saying, "oh that's not my daddy. he just walked up to me, took my hand, and said, 'come on, my boy, we're gettin' a free haircut!!!' " that's all for today. see ya!! -iSaBeLlA ;)
oh how i wish i was a fairy vampire zombie princess ;)
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