8/12/09
Ick
I'm going to the dentist's this Friday. I'm gonna get my OTHER (yes my OTHER) two sealants. Yes, I have to get 2 more... At least they won't have to numb me again. It feels the weirdest, I really just hate it. Why can't we just be born with guards on all our teeth, that way the dentists won't have to make us our custom ones when we need them, we'll just have them ready for us and they grow with our teeth, fall out with our teeth, and yes grow new ones when our permanent teeth grow in. It should be a future improvement for the birth of all new human beings. Well I'm gonna go. Bye ;)
8/10/09
Well.
I couldn't post 4 a whole week because the server wouldn't load... so blame the server :) I went to see 2 of you people (who read this blog) yesterday; had the best time ever. Also yesterday I went to the New Children's Museum, it's so cool! There were so many awesome activities, can't describe 'em. It's gettin' late. Bye :)
8/1/09
Freaky Test
I just found the freakiest online test ever. Don't skip ahead.
Think of a number from 1 to 10.
Multiply the number by 9.
If it's a 2 digit number, add the digits together.
Subtract 5.
Determine what letter of the alphabet corresponds with the number (a=1)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of that country's name.
Think of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of the animal's name.
Think of a fruit that begins with that letter.
Were you thinking of a kangaroo in Denmark eating an orange?
98% of the people who took this test were.
2% of the people who take this test aren't.
FREAKINESS!!!! :)
Think of a number from 1 to 10.
Multiply the number by 9.
If it's a 2 digit number, add the digits together.
Subtract 5.
Determine what letter of the alphabet corresponds with the number (a=1)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of that country's name.
Think of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of the animal's name.
Think of a fruit that begins with that letter.
Were you thinking of a kangaroo in Denmark eating an orange?
98% of the people who took this test were.
2% of the people who take this test aren't.
FREAKINESS!!!! :)
How to Annoy The Waiter :)
One day I was bored and I searched on Google the most complicated meals ever (and a whole lot of ways to bore the waiter). Here are some:
Breakfast at IHOP: "3 medium pancakes, with organic maple syrup, and margarine, perfectly cut in 1 inch by 1 inch squares, except for the edges of course, and then some perfectly scrambled eggs, 2 to be exact, for the side, lose the sausage- I hate the greasiness. Put in some bacon instead- 4 pieces. For my drink, I'd like a half a cup, but maybe... a sixth of a cup. Yes, that will do. For my dessert, I will have.... The Chocolate Trifle cake. Oooh, that sounds scrumptious! But let me put it straight how I want it. Chocolate cake on the bottom, vanilla mousse, vanilla cake, chocolate mousse, chocolate cake, chocolate pudding on top- over the vanilla frosting. Then, I want some white-chocolate and chocolate shavings sprinkled on top, I want it drowning in pudding. Make that chocolate pudding. Jeremy, honey?" ($18.94)
Lunch at Sonic: "One burger, please. Oh, and make it a veggie burger. Only put the tomatoes, pickles, and onions in it. 3 slices of each. Can I also have your Oreo shake, 1 half cup, with a whole Oreo stuck on the glass like with cocktails, and then 1 Diet Coke, fill the glass 3/4 of the way, lose the foam. Then for dessert, I want.... Well, I've been trying to go with 'snacks' as dessert, so, I'll have... the mozzarella sticks. Don't make it 3 or 5, make it 4, or else I'll have to explode at work. Well, I guess that's it... Oh, but, can you add something to the menu and name it after me? My name is Isla, and I want you to add veggie cups to the menu. 3 dollars a cup, with baby carrots, corn, and sliced pickles. I don't care if pickles aren't veggie-like, I want them in the veggie cup! Give me a veggie cup. Add it to everything. 'The Isla Veggie Cup.' Yum." ($22.50)
Dinner at Ruby's: "Could I have the chicken fingers, white meat, no breading- 2 pieces. Oh, and yes, the Amazing Double-Triple, where it goes like, bun, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion, meat, bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, onion, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion-bun. I'll eat all that. Um, then, a Diet Coke, just a can. Well, that, and an Oreo shake. I had one at Sonic today for lunch too. Man, I love those! Make it half-cup. Make this just between you and me- I'm on a diet, so P.S. don't give me any white rice. Oh yeah, dessert. I trying for a snacks-for-dessert week, but I blew it this morning at IHOP. I had a triple-layer Chocolate Trifle. Like, what was I thinking!? So, ya got mozzarella sticks? Cool. I'll have 4 of those, like at Sonic, again! Ha! So, didja get that?" ($31.22)
The next morning, breakfast at Mickey D's... "A number 13 please." ($2.59)
So, all of that ended up as a total of exactly $75.25. Nice job dieting and spending, Isla! :)
Breakfast at IHOP: "3 medium pancakes, with organic maple syrup, and margarine, perfectly cut in 1 inch by 1 inch squares, except for the edges of course, and then some perfectly scrambled eggs, 2 to be exact, for the side, lose the sausage- I hate the greasiness. Put in some bacon instead- 4 pieces. For my drink, I'd like a half a cup, but maybe... a sixth of a cup. Yes, that will do. For my dessert, I will have.... The Chocolate Trifle cake. Oooh, that sounds scrumptious! But let me put it straight how I want it. Chocolate cake on the bottom, vanilla mousse, vanilla cake, chocolate mousse, chocolate cake, chocolate pudding on top- over the vanilla frosting. Then, I want some white-chocolate and chocolate shavings sprinkled on top, I want it drowning in pudding. Make that chocolate pudding. Jeremy, honey?" ($18.94)
Lunch at Sonic: "One burger, please. Oh, and make it a veggie burger. Only put the tomatoes, pickles, and onions in it. 3 slices of each. Can I also have your Oreo shake, 1 half cup, with a whole Oreo stuck on the glass like with cocktails, and then 1 Diet Coke, fill the glass 3/4 of the way, lose the foam. Then for dessert, I want.... Well, I've been trying to go with 'snacks' as dessert, so, I'll have... the mozzarella sticks. Don't make it 3 or 5, make it 4, or else I'll have to explode at work. Well, I guess that's it... Oh, but, can you add something to the menu and name it after me? My name is Isla, and I want you to add veggie cups to the menu. 3 dollars a cup, with baby carrots, corn, and sliced pickles. I don't care if pickles aren't veggie-like, I want them in the veggie cup! Give me a veggie cup. Add it to everything. 'The Isla Veggie Cup.' Yum." ($22.50)
Dinner at Ruby's: "Could I have the chicken fingers, white meat, no breading- 2 pieces. Oh, and yes, the Amazing Double-Triple, where it goes like, bun, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion, meat, bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, onion, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion, meat, tomato, lettuce, onion-bun. I'll eat all that. Um, then, a Diet Coke, just a can. Well, that, and an Oreo shake. I had one at Sonic today for lunch too. Man, I love those! Make it half-cup. Make this just between you and me- I'm on a diet, so P.S. don't give me any white rice. Oh yeah, dessert. I trying for a snacks-for-dessert week, but I blew it this morning at IHOP. I had a triple-layer Chocolate Trifle. Like, what was I thinking!? So, ya got mozzarella sticks? Cool. I'll have 4 of those, like at Sonic, again! Ha! So, didja get that?" ($31.22)
The next morning, breakfast at Mickey D's... "A number 13 please." ($2.59)
So, all of that ended up as a total of exactly $75.25. Nice job dieting and spending, Isla! :)
7/31/09
Ha!
Was just watching Ni Hao, Kai-Lan with my brother. "Look! Some dandelions! I call them poofyheads. Let's blow the poofyheads, blow blow blow!"
P.S. I just got a homemade haircut. :)
P.P.S. My mom's playing Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo DS for the kids.
P.P.P.S. Super Mario Brothers = most intense game on the planet.
P.P.P.P.S. Does anyone have any tips on how to get past the second level, with the guy on the floating cloud, in the second world (in the Desert) ???? Like 2 of you video game people that I know have this game....
Never mind... my mom got past it... but, ah, Level 5... oh, I can't get past it! And the castle --- !!!!!
P.S. I just got a homemade haircut. :)
P.P.S. My mom's playing Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo DS for the kids.
P.P.P.S. Super Mario Brothers = most intense game on the planet.
P.P.P.P.S. Does anyone have any tips on how to get past the second level, with the guy on the floating cloud, in the second world (in the Desert) ???? Like 2 of you video game people that I know have this game....
Never mind... my mom got past it... but, ah, Level 5... oh, I can't get past it! And the castle --- !!!!!
7/28/09
Seriously?!
Yesterday we were looking at pictures on our Wii from our mom's trip to Mexico. There were some really funny pictures. There was one of my mom's teenage cousin making her hair look all puffy and bouffant-y like Jackie O's. Then there was the 50-years birthday girl being thrown into the pool in her backyard, and a picture of her butt because my mom said that it was right next to her- why?- and she thought it was funny.
When the picture of my aunt's rented house in Ensenada came up, there was quite the conversation.
Me: " Why does her rented house say CIA?"
Mom: "It's not that kind of CIA."
My sister who knows how to spell her name, pool, daddy, mommy, love, you, I, and A: "How do you spell CIA?"
Mom: "CIA."
Me to myself: "Could it not be more obvious?" *burst out laughing* "That is THE weirdest question I have ever heard!"
When the picture of my aunt's rented house in Ensenada came up, there was quite the conversation.
Me: " Why does her rented house say CIA?"
Mom: "It's not that kind of CIA."
My sister who knows how to spell her name, pool, daddy, mommy, love, you, I, and A: "How do you spell CIA?"
Mom: "CIA."
Me to myself: "Could it not be more obvious?" *burst out laughing* "That is THE weirdest question I have ever heard!"
7/27/09
Funny :)
My mom just came back from Mexico: Saturday, her aunt's Hawaiian-themed birthday party, Sunday, her nine-month pregnant cousin's baby shower.
A couple of weird-in-a-funny-way things my brother has said today:
While we were getting out of the car to go to our great-uncle's house: "I want to go to wieners house."
After my mom changed the radio channel to something more appropriate: "Mommy that guy was singing about 'sexy'."
A couple of weird-in-a-funny-way things my brother has said today:
While we were getting out of the car to go to our great-uncle's house: "I want to go to wieners house."
After my mom changed the radio channel to something more appropriate: "Mommy that guy was singing about 'sexy'."
7/21/09
Kentucky Fried Cruelty
I found a website called www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com. It rebels against the fact that KFC scalds chickens alive and causes them to grow so big so fast they can barely move. 5 members of KFC's own animal welfare board quit their jobs in disgust. Look, here's a KFC sign I made:
You can make one too. Pledge to boycott KFC, and sign P!NK's petition to "kick the buckets."
Play the game "Super Chick Sisters" (instead of Super Mario Brothers) and help crush Colonel Sander (instead of Bowser).
You can make one too. Pledge to boycott KFC, and sign P!NK's petition to "kick the buckets."
Play the game "Super Chick Sisters" (instead of Super Mario Brothers) and help crush Colonel Sander (instead of Bowser).
7/19/09
SHOPPING SPREE!!!!
Today the family went on a shopping spree. First we went to Old Navy, and I got; 2 grayish capris- 1 of them looks like yoga pants. I also got a pair of salmon bermuda shorts, a super short pair of pajama shorts, a gray v-necked heart patterned shirt, a white crocheted-collar tank top, a white short sleeve shirt with orange, pink and red flowers, and two ribbed tank tops- salmon and teal. Then at Gap, I got; an orange "(practically) PERFECT" shirt, a white pineapple patterned tank top, and a long sleeved pink shirt with a girl Smurf on it saying, Holla! My sister got a pair of Vans in black, 2 pairs of brown shorts, a khaki pair, white leggings, jean capris, a green braided-collar short sleeve shirt, a pink v-neck shirt, a pink "BE YOURSELF" shirt, a pink cupcake shirt, a brown "Big Talker Champion Shopper Chat Happy" shirt, and a blue, purple, and green dress. She LOVES her some pink, that girl!
We have some Converse on hold at Famous Footwear. For her some Velcro-strap shoes in magenta, for me, the usual- black regular. My dad got some 8 plain T shirts or so. When we were at Famous Footwear, my brother put on some way big (for him at least) Hannah Montana shoes, and he would NOT take them off. At least he didn't cry when he had to take them off.
When we were at one of the malls, there was a Wetzel's Pretzels- well, 2 actually- and we got a sample at one, and they were SO GOOD! It was like a cinnamon roll, but in pretzel form- but smaller :( -it made me want to have a second at the other Wetzel's as we passed by it, but the guy was serving someone and the samples were for him to give out and not for us to take- again, :( -so we just passed it by.
My mom took pictures of us with each individual piece of clothing to send to our grandma who lives in Ohio, because she gave us the money for the clothes. Thanks, Grandma!
We have some Converse on hold at Famous Footwear. For her some Velcro-strap shoes in magenta, for me, the usual- black regular. My dad got some 8 plain T shirts or so. When we were at Famous Footwear, my brother put on some way big (for him at least) Hannah Montana shoes, and he would NOT take them off. At least he didn't cry when he had to take them off.
When we were at one of the malls, there was a Wetzel's Pretzels- well, 2 actually- and we got a sample at one, and they were SO GOOD! It was like a cinnamon roll, but in pretzel form- but smaller :( -it made me want to have a second at the other Wetzel's as we passed by it, but the guy was serving someone and the samples were for him to give out and not for us to take- again, :( -so we just passed it by.
My mom took pictures of us with each individual piece of clothing to send to our grandma who lives in Ohio, because she gave us the money for the clothes. Thanks, Grandma!
7/18/09
BEST Dentist's Office EVER!
So, yesterday, our brother had a dentist's checkup and his dentist has THE coolest waiting room ever. The walls were painted bright colors, and they had a TV that actually played movies, it was never off. They had at least 200 magazines and books that weren't broken in one way or another, nice seating, and it was very kid friendly. It's not like the dental groups, where everything is like solid colors. They also had 3 Playstations. Well, that's it for now, so bye!
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