My brother.

He says to dad: "You're awesome!"
He says to my sister: "You're pretty!"
He says to me: " You're inTWISting." I love the way he says interesting.
He doesn't say anything to my mom because she's in Mexico again.
You'll find the reason why here. You really need to read this.

Funny :)

My mom just came back from Mexico: Saturday, her aunt's Hawaiian-themed birthday party, Sunday, her nine-month pregnant cousin's baby shower.
A couple of weird-in-a-funny-way things my brother has said today:
While we were getting out of the car to go to our great-uncle's house: "I want to go to wieners house."
After my mom changed the radio channel to something more appropriate: "Mommy that guy was singing about 'sexy'."