Burger Lounge!

Tonight, we are going to the Burger Lounge! We're getting free burgers- I don't know why. My dad just said we are when we passed by McDonald's, the fast food restaurant, and my sister said,"Ooh, I wanna go to McDonald's!"

I just finished my word study homework and feel I need to put prepositions and appositives and conjunctions into all my sentences.

I found this super funny video on the internet- it's by the Jonas Brothers (except the one that's getting married), their agent Big Rob (the big guy), Demi Lovato, and the rest of the Camp Rock 2 cast. It's called Bounce, and it's super funny- did I already say that?

I also wanted to introduce you guys to one of my favorite websites ever- awkwardfamilyphotos.com. If you scroll down to about halfway through the page, you will find a title- SNS*: Proud Papa. This is very very funny.

That's it for today. Check out all the links and tell your neighborhood hobos to say hi to the other neighborhood hobos and to become friends with each other- they will eventually thank you (or hug you).

*SNS is Saturday Night Special, F.Y.I.

Hehe

I was just browsing this site called awkwardfamilyphotos.com and THIS is really funny...
Just look at it. You know you want to.


PS:
No, I'm not mad at her. I love her. See? Twisted Sister- that's what I got.

Ha!

Was just watching Ni Hao, Kai-Lan with my brother. "Look! Some dandelions! I call them poofyheads. Let's blow the poofyheads, blow blow blow!"

P.S. I just got a homemade haircut. :)


P.P.S. My mom's playing Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo DS for the kids.


P.P.P.S. Super Mario Brothers = most intense game on the planet.


P.P.P.P.S. Does anyone have any tips on how to get past the second level, with the guy on the floating cloud, in the second world (in the Desert) ???? Like 2 of you video game people that I know have this game....


Never mind... my mom got past it... but, ah, Level 5... oh, I can't get past it! And the castle --- !!!!!

Seriously?!

Yesterday we were looking at pictures on our Wii from our mom's trip to Mexico. There were some really funny pictures. There was one of my mom's teenage cousin making her hair look all puffy and bouffant-y like Jackie O's. Then there was the 50-years birthday girl being thrown into the pool in her backyard, and a picture of her butt because my mom said that it was right next to her- why?- and she thought it was funny.
When the picture of my aunt's rented house in Ensenada came up, there was quite the conversation.
Me: " Why does her rented house say CIA?"
Mom: "It's not that kind of CIA."
My sister who knows how to spell her name, pool, daddy, mommy, love, you, I, and A: "How do you spell CIA?"
Mom: "CIA."
Me to myself: "Could it not be more obvious?" *burst out laughing* "That is THE weirdest question I have ever heard!"

It's July!

Hi everyone, IT'S JULY! Yay! I don't know why I'm so hyped up about that. Wait- I got mail. Ooh, I got mail! I got mail, yay! Do you got mail? (Yes I got mail) I got mail too yaaay! I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail YAAAAY! God, I LOVE that! It's so funny! You guys should really check that out- Special Ed on I Got Mail. Oh, the funny things in life. Oh how I love all those funny little things in life.

Funny Costco Lady

I was at Costco the other day, and there was this lady that was giving their fruit snacks out as samples. She said something really funny about them: "These fruit snacks are fat-free, gluten-free, and... pretty." They tasted pretty, though.
I got an email last night from my second grade friend, Cora, that moved to Costa Rica in the middle of the 2nd Grade year. She says she's coming here to the US next month. I also got my friend's email yesterday at ballet. She's in 6th Grade and she's really nice. Neither of us will be doing the summer intensive program at ballet, so we won't be seeing each other during the whole summer and we wanted to keep in contact. Now I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... 9 people from school and ballet (and Costa Rica) to keep in contact with. I haven't gotten any emails back from Cora. But I have from my other friend from ballet. I call her Lizzy K. and EK. Well that's all for now, I think I'll add a riddle. The answer will be posted next week, or June 25.

Riddle:
Brad stared through the dirty soot- smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression, he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop from the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?


(hint: go to this website. Search "Brad" and click on "through the window?")

My Funny Friend

There are only two days of school left! But that ain't all I have to say. So whatcha doin', closin' the window? Keep readin'.
Today, I was walking down the street to Dad's car after school, with my friend. She said to me as we came closer to an excercising bike by the curb, "Oooh! An exercise mobile!" She got on it and started pedaling. "This stupid thing's broken," she complained.
"That's 'cause you're pedaling backwards!" I told her. "OH," she said and reversed the motion of her feet. She started to sing,"Exercise mobile, exercise mobile," as I was rolling on the floor laughing. She made me have to pee my pants! And you better be glad I didn't! I'd had a dandelion in my hand but I didn't want it, so I threw toward the ground by her. "Have it," I said, walking to Dad's car. As I climbed in, I heard her say,"Oooh, yay!" She was bending down, grabbing the dandelion. "Bye, Izzy!" She said as Dad and I drove off.
Today we had a Life Science Benchmark test. BOOORING!
Tomorrow we don't have to learn anything at school, just parties and fun.We're going to watch HOOT tomorrow, because Miss O is gonna finish reading it to us tomorrow. Same for Monday. Just parties, fun, and movies. I think we're having a pizza party tomorrow, too.